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Song: Boulder Have a Crunch on Me

Tune: Cocaine Bill
Author: R. Lawder with many other additions
Source: Alfie /GSG

Of all the caves on Mendip's face,
Our Tankard's takes pride of place.

Chorus: Singing, Boulder have a crunch, have a crunch on me
Boulder have a crunch on me.

Two boulders piled up in the air,
Many's the caver who's ventured there.

The leader said, with a puzzled frown,
"Those weren't there on the last trip down".

They came to a boulder painted red,
The sign on it said "Mind your head".

They came to a boulder painted pink,
The sign on it said "Safe, I think!"

They came to a boulder painted blue,
The sign on it said "Lawder's through"

They came to a boulder painted black,
The sign on it said "Blast you, Jack"

They came to a boulder painted green,
The sign on it was most obscene.

I came to a boulder looking lost,
The sign on it said "Sod Frank Frost"

I came to a boulder painted brown,
The sign on it was upside down.

I came to a boulder painted blue,
The sign on it said "Up your flue"

I came to a boulder looking queer,
The sign on it said "Dave was here"

I came to a boulder painted yellow,
The sign on it said "Frost fine fellow"

There's boulders in the roof, there's boulders on the floor,
There's boulders in the stream in Swildon's Four.

See Mike Holland, how absurd,
Pissing along like a clockwork turd.

I came to a boulder covered in shit,
I looked at the roof and added my bit.

I came to the boulder painted white,
The sign on it said ''Frost's alright".