Competition
Snab has recently come into possession of some 600 odd buckets!! All these buckets have a hole drilled in the bottom of them (Dear Liza Dear Liza ... ) and there is in fact a Bona Fide reason for this. If anyone knows the true reason for this they can tell Snab and he might buy them a pint, although he is far more likely to have a two word conversation the second word being off!
The competition prize, however, will go to the most original, inane, insane, inventive, innovative, idiotic, idiosyncratic or incredible idea for possible usage of aforementioned articles (not necessarily all 600 at once). Anyone daft enough to want to enter should post their entries to the editor (address inside front page) to arrive no later than January 31st 1995. Winner of the 'Mystery Prize' will be chosen at the editor's discretion (though some would say there is nothing discreet about your beloved editor).
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2 (&3) UDDER [3,4]
3 THE
6 (& 38) BLACKHEAD? NO. THE REVERSE [5,3]
7 SEE 41A
8 (&3) TRENCH [8,4]
11 CALL YOURSELF A CAVER? [3,6,9]
12 PURE CAVER? [6]
13 (& 35A) GUANO [3,8]
14 (&3) EARTH [5,4]
16 SEE 41A
18 GOES INTO GROTTO, RIGHT? [5]
20 SEE 32A
22 (&33D) A SORT OF NOVICE? [8,4]
24 (&3) DISOWNS, BUT LEFT INSIDE [8,4]
26 SEE 41A
29 SEE 17D
32 (& 20A, 37A) 20 PAST 11 [8,2,4]
34 (& 3) WHAT YOU SEE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A PACKET OF POLOS? [4,4]
35 SEE 13A
37 SEE 32A
39 SEE 41A
40 (&3) WHAT YOU SEE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A PACKET OF POLOS? [4,4]
41 (&7A, 39A) GO IN 3 DIRECTIONS BEFORE PUB [3,3,3]
(&16A, 26A) SHOT OF THE BATS HERE FIRST
(&15D, 38D) ASK THIN PETE IF
ITS OK TO
42 3 IF YOUVE GOT THE RUNS? [7,4]
43 3 THAT YOU SEE IN 42 AFTER 32? [4]
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1 WINDS GO CROSSING WIRES OVER WATER FOR EXAMPLE [7]
2 DRAW THESE FORMATIONS! [8]
4
5 SEE 11A
8 (&21D) LAMBS GROW INTO THESE, THEN ALL MUTTON EWE DONT EAT IS THROWN UP HERE [7,6]
9 PLACE OF IDOLATRY? [4]
10 (&3) WHICH 3 DID YOU SAY? [6,4]
13 LOOK DOWN ONE FOR BEER? [6]
15 SEE 41A
17 (&29A) MENDED TIGHTS ESPECIALLY FOR CAVING? [5,6]
19 SEE 36D
21 SEE 8D
23 SINK 3 [7]
25 SEE 30D
27 BEDROCK HERE
28 DOCTOR
WITH PROBLEM SPINE COULD
30 (&25D, 3) E GOT NO EARS APPARENTLY [5,5,4]
31 (&3) 3+13D=) 31DE+3 PERHAPS [7,4]
33 SEE 22A
36 (&19) EXERCISE WITH NO ROPE? [8,5]
38 SEE 6A, 41A